My Own
Personal DNA : My true self revealed – how f’n kewl. I will finally find out where I came from.
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They said to call about My Personal DNA Report.”
“Yes Sir, we have the results.”“You are an Animated Leader. You are a Leader. On a Myers-Briggs® test,
you might be classified as ENFP.”
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I'm usually a f'n ENFJ or at least a INTJ. I must have lied incorrectly on the test. You guys are f'n useless. I mean F'n Maslow and Michael Jordan are ENFJs and I'm stuck with Robert Fn ENFP Downey Junior."
"Sir, you have solid groundings in the practicalities of life and a willingness to appreciate new things, which makes you a LEADER."
"I want to be a f'n ENFJ."Heck, I’d been in enough trouble to know I was never one to pass on an adventure, and I had consistently been seeking and finding new things, even in my immediate surroundings. Why I started blogging though I have no idea.
The intellectual curiosity that drives me, leads me to seek out the causes of and reasons behind things. F’n A man. I’m looking alright.
I’m well-attuned to my talents. If I do say so. Minus paragraph breaks that is.
My independent streak causes some trouble, but I call it fun, and the benefit is I don’t let my emotions hold me up. It’s all business baby.
If you didn’t get this already, I believe I control my life.
And remember, I’m up for anything, which makes me ANIMATED. An Animated Leader no less. Kewl.
Some people find crowds and parties exhausting, but not me ! And when the party stops Ill keep going if you’re game. K-Fed in the house. Papaoza.
Sometimes it is hard for me to understand why others feel the way they do, but usually it’s because of brain damage they suffered when younger. I’m OK with that.
I know the world is complicated. I would rather experience the world than sit back and observe it. I don’t want to see other people flip and myself end up with nothing to show for this boom except another tax debt for unexercised vested options that went under water thanks to a dodgey entrepreneur. Thankfully this time I’m that dodgey entrepreneur.
As I begin to wrap this up I want to show I’ve been schooled in argumentative balanced thought diagnostics, so I’d like to reiterate I am an independent thinker and don't get too worried about how others might perceive me. So don’t kid yourself either way.
I have trouble seeing why people get so upset and emotional about things, unless it’s from a good looking Masters Educated girl. She doesn’t have to have gone to Stanford or have a 3.5 GPA either.
I have faith in the people around me — I trust others to do the right thing. I trust you OK. I learnt this from Stage Jumping.
My lack of trust in others limits how close I can get with them. Personal DNA said I should try to open up to others a bit more without losing my healthy skepticism. OK no more post-snark earnest bites into my delicate life.
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Famous ENFPs:
Franz Joseph Haydn
Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)
Will Rogers
Buster Keaton
Theodor "Dr." Seuss Geisel (
The Cat in the Hat)
Mickey Rooney
James Dobson ("Focus on the Family")
Andy Rooney
Carol Burnett
Paul Harvey
Elizabeth Montgomery (
Bewitched)
Bill Cosby (
Ghost Dad)
Dom Delouise, actor
Dave Thomas, owner of Wendy's hamburger chain
Lewis Grizzard, newspaper columnist
I. King Jordan, president of Gallaudet University
Martin Short, actor-comedian
Meg Ryan, actor (
When Harry Met Sally)
Robin Williams, actor, comedian (
Dead Poet's Society, Mrs. Doubtfire)
Sandra Bullock, actor (
Speed, While You Were Sleeping)
Robert Downey (
Heart and Souls)
Alicia Silverstone (
Clueless)
Sinbad
Andy Kaufman
Regis Philbin