So where the bloody hell for the last 36 hours have u been Ben ? went the worry in my head, as I boarded the plane to Tasmania. It had been planned and booked for awhile, so there was no excuses because of client work, lack of finances, and all the other reasons one uses to not stretch and do something u actually really want to, even if it is (almost, close enough to) your annual special day, one more year goes etc. But my brother Jeremy was a true legend, helping subsidise an amazing overnight trip to Tasmania so we could play a top 10 ranked Australian course (best one open to public) and the
35th best course in the world :
Barnbougle Dunes, designed by Tom Doak.
My photos here.

The trip started with a 3 plus hour delay from Virgin, who taunted us by boarding a full plane, driving around for 30 minutes, then announcing we all needed to get off the plane because there was a crack in the windscreen. "
Stay near gate 9 and dont move till we make an announcement about what will be happening." An hour later we found that a Canberra flight had been cancelled and the plane seconded for our Tasmanian trip. Bonus, after my last 6 hour delay with Virgin, I was thinking we were going to be told 'come back tomorrow' - which was not going to mesh with our golf birthday booking in Bridport Tasmania, 89kms from Launceston where our plane originally was supposed to be leaving for at 825am. (isnt that why i got up at 358am?:) Luckily we left a bit before midday.

It was a 150pm tea time, so with one hour in the air and the same amount of time left to drive in our rented Nissan X-Trail, 89 kilometres to Barnbougle (where oddfact of the day : Ricky ponting's brother is one of the greenkeepers. And keep greens they do, with Cape Schanck like slopes and embankments.) We didnt make the teetime but it didnt matter. But what a course : You know when you turn up after passing huge Kenworth trucks with loads full of trees, that when the unsealed driveway is multiple kilometres long and you can hear the sound of the beach increasing that you are arriving somewhere special. Being late for golf, even with a pre-call you worry about golf club attitude and the like. But what a great surprise :
Tasmanian service + Barnbougle Dunes staff have none of that fake American "positive customer service" or the
dont annoy me Australian whateverness. Here they seemed really happy to help. "
There is no rush, feel free to tee off when suits."
The course reminded me of the Scottish links inspired St Andrews like courses in Mornington Peninsula like my old locals The Dunes and Moonah Links. Being close to the Tasmanian beach as well gave the course a Flinders and other seaside courses feel. The Proshop dude told us that by 2010 Ben Crenshaw will be designing another 18 holes, this time inspired by Pebble Beach and there will be holes right on the surf. Awesome.

Adding to the perfect storm of golf days was that we got around 18 holes in 3 hours 40 minutes, almost unheard of these days as hackers take endless unecessary practise swings leading to 5 hour plus rounds : even with electric buggies,
which brilliantly here are banned for environmental reasons unless one week before you provide a custom medical certificate. Excellent,
walk you slack bastards, its golf, not dodgems.
My golf day was one of my best in memory, having not played for a couple months, I expected nothing under 100 shots for 18 holes. Instead, I had 3 birdies and broke 80,
shooting a 78, 6 over par. Couldnt believe it !
The hole above, early on, I flushed the near criminal they hit it so well
Taylor Made R7 580 drive to 10 metres short of the huge bunker which reminded me of Royal Melbournes famous short par 4 that has the big bunker and dogleg : I then hit a blind sand iron to a foot and tapped in. Birdie, and another on the next. It was surreal.
Could NOT believe it.
We then made it onto the 19th hole with perfect
gold hot chips with tomato sauce and a cold Cascade premium. Yum. Back to our fantastic 2 bedroom cabin, shower, and then to the restaurant for 400 gram porterhouse rare! (which always come well done, but thats kewl!)

I'll stop the advertorial now as I'm sure you think I'm getting paid by Barnbougle Dunes, but if you are a golfer you have to go there and I want google to index this post so it gets the word out to other golfer types (we met quite a few melbourne ppl there, not sure if the sydney upmarket types have got the word of mouth buzz yet....) If you arent a golfer but a
corporate or startup looking for a place to take your team for the next offsite, Barnbougle's the go. Our cabin was only $160 for the night ($80 each with your own room and TV), and there are also 2 awesome looking architect palaces that are built into one of the ground embankments on the first hole. You have to see it, supposedly it has 4 rooms, a stack of plasmas for $750 a night : thats where i want to go next time with 7 other people @ $115 each!!!

I gotta
thank my brother Jeremy again for the birthday trip, helping out with funding this entrepreneur ! Benefit of building your own business is you can play golf in Tasmania on a Wednesday. Weakness is you cant always afford to. It was awesome mate, awesome. Thanking you a million times, is going to give me the energy to close our financing, and beta internal projects we've been working on for a long long time, where sometimes the light becomes a very small window. Did I mention I shot 78 off the stick at one of the best courses in Australia ? Who cares about personal cashflow when u shoot 78... As we spoke about last night, I will probably never score as well, ever again. Depressing, not. 78!!!

The scary thing is we were told about another Tom Doak course, in New Zealand, with the amazing name of
Cape Kidnappers, which is even
higher in the official Top 100 World Golf Courses.
It sits on the clifftops, but rather than the very fare $98AU dollars for Barnbougle Dunes, Cape Kidnappers is around $275AU in offpeak and another benjamin again during summer....
Jezza - Next time I'll find the dough for Cape Kidnappers, my shout!