I figure that being an entrepreneur and an idol is pretty similar (well the "journey" and "interpretation" anyway, and i guess u need to take the celebrity bit out, and the creativity too :) So I'm delving into some real time psychoanalysis of tonights episode. Dont expect this to be regular, instead a one-off distraction on Sunday night before FatherBob and Safran kick in on Sunday night. Oh and Sandy won the VFL Grand Final !
Tonight's Idol episode is all about
number ones, and they confirm that Kyle hasn’t had a number one unlike Holds and Marshhiiia.
CLANCY OF COUNTRY : Awful. What is this song ? Kenny Rogers or Dolly Parton ? Her eyeshade looks like she has been crying beforehand, and it’s the best looking thing in her act. Totally forgettable. Send her back to dad. “
Hi Clancy” says Mark and the “
Snag was underdone” for him, which was putting it nicely. Will she cry….. No she hasn’t but Kyle wants to farmshed her. Week or two more and bye-bye.
DAMIEN TICTAC IRISH I’M A FREAK BUT DAMN I GOTTA FALSETTO : A top 3 singer in the competition, although his falsetto may be a one trick wonder. They’ve got him in the Seven type jeans and jacket thang, and let’s see if cranks out something with the
F-A-L-S-E-T-T-O. “Tomorrow never comes” and well he’s playing a bit safe if you ask me. But he gets them. He is my favourite from the show. You gotta be tough on the ones you love. Top 2.
EMILY’S SISTER : “Hi Lavina” is always the last thing you want Mark to say after you’ve sang. Or when Marcia says “
That was bad.” Kyle says there is a “
Connection Problem” – he’s totally right. She will be voted off farely early because of her age, R+B focus, and the whole Lion King thang.
CHRIS I LIKE HIS BROTHER MORE MURPHY : Australia’s Jack Black. He’s going to stand still the stylists say. Doing Phil Collins. Seems a bit off key. I think I preferred the Phil Collins references in American Psycho. Oh. he’s walking…. To the front of the stage… He should have chosen an Australian song. His worst week. Mark Holden is going through it and him.
“Your first mis-step.” Kyle : “Tonight that was lame.” Should stick to Australian Triple J Hits that crossover. Heck by end he'll be covering Shannon Noll. Top 3.
GEYER JUNIOR : Cant sing. Stylists and
Aussie bloggers with no gender objectification issues :) dream though. Please stop asking audience to “
Sing it with me”. Is that a fake American accent ? I guess the geny sms votes will get him through but he has to go soon. Anyway, because he’s been so bad the last few weeks, the judges are happy although Mark said to sing half a note up next time if he wanted to be in tune. The 2006 Robby Mills. Top 8.
NAFFO MUTTO : In my bottom 3 before singing as nice as he is etc. Like everyone else he is trying to stay still and use a seat. Open your eyes son. “
The Reason is You.” “
You’re Flatlining” Mark says. Love it. “no-one gives a rats arse” according to Kyle. “Vulnerability” he mentions, and he is, and old, bottom 3 beckons Monday. Idol is a young person’s game.
JESSICA FROM THE TERRITORY : She’ll go top 4 I reckon. They caged her a bit here, but she’s channelling Christina and Kelly and that smile will not be stopped. People will text for her too. Smack bang in the sms vote sweetspot.
Holden gives her a “Touchdown”. That was unexpected. Kyle looks unhappy. The media juggernaut rolls on. “
That is the best feeling… You guys… All the emotion… Thankyou for the support.. Thankyou judges.” Well we now know touchdowns are personal is political chess pieces. Top 3.
SIDESHOW BOBBY FLYNN : Crooning away didn’t do it for me tonight and I like him. Mark agrees saying he did get lost between “
The Moon and New York City.” It might play out alright if he gets the SMSympathy vote. But the judges are playing psycho-analyst on him. 2 edged sword. Top 5.
GO RICKY PANTS GO : They’re working on his footy guy singing factory worker crazy eyes. Kmart version of Anthony Callea. Just wish he’d sing in tune. “You don’t have the control to pull it off” – I’m agreeing with Mark. “The Crazy Eyes” has a friend in James the wingman to Andy G, the Channel V boyz. So will the “swinging voters” put Ricky in the bottom 3 again ? Probably.
LISA WITH A TANG : The 16yr old gonewalkabout, but I love the song she is doing.
“I’m homebound.” “I need you. I miss you.” Thank God she got off the chair. Figeting with her... Very nicely done. “
That was lovely and you are lovely.” I’m agreeing with Holden again. “
You bounced back” said King Kyle. Top 6.
Monday 7pm Forecasts : BOTTOM 3 : Ricky Pants, Naffo Mutto, Emily's Sister.
EVICTEE :
Ricky Pants. (back to the factory Ricky and maybe a lounge at Crown Casino)
Patrick Bateman:
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.
I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe.
Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority.
In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.