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As many of u know, my mum came up with the name gnoos, following from the famous song of her generation which I've promised will be played during the AFL Grand Final, with Trevor Chappell as the spokesperson, before she finishes her stint as a Deacon with the Anglican Church on the Mornington Peninsula. The Flanders and Swann "I'm a GNU" song lyrics below. I'll be calling Trevor in next week and if you know me, you'll know if Im not joking.

I'm a G-nu, I'm a G-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo !
I'm a G-nu, how do you do ?
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho,
I'm a G-nu, spelt G. N. U/
I'm g-not a camel or a kangaroo,
So let me introduce,
I'm g-neither man or moose,
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,
I'm a G-nu !

I'm a G-nu, ag-nother G-nu,
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you,
I'm a G-nu, how do you do ?
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho.
I'm a G-nu, spelt G. N. U.
Call me bison or okapi and I'll sue,
G-nor am I in the least like that dreadful heartebeest
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,
I'm a G-nu !

BB : I'd really like to do a DJ, Hip Hop breakbeat MP3 mashup of this, any DJ's out there, hit me up for some benjamin so'cal lovn.